What NOT to Read Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Ever picked up a book that felt like a total mismatch—like wearing a sweater three sizes too small or ordering a salad when you really wanted pizza? Maybe you powered through, or maybe you abandoned it halfway. What if I told you that your zodiac sign might be to blame? Just like your sign influences your personality, relationships, and even your taste in music, it can also steer you toward (or away from) certain books. Don’t waste time struggling through stories that just aren’t your vibe—check out what books you should probably skip based on your zodiac sign!

Aries♈ – Slow-Paced Literary Fiction

Aries is a fire sign known for its boundless energy, passion, and thirst for action. They crave fast-paced plots and high-stakes adventure that keep them on the edge of their seat. For this reason, slow-paced, introspective literary fiction can be a tough sell. Books that meander through complex emotions and deep philosophical themes, like A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara, will likely leave an Aries frustrated and itching for something with more action and excitement. They need a story that stirs their adrenaline, not one that requires long, reflective pauses.

Taurus♉ – Chaotic Experimental Fiction

Taurus thrives in environments that are stable, secure, and grounded, which makes chaotic or overly experimental fiction feel like a jarring disruption to their sense of comfort. They appreciate beauty, order, and stories with a clear structure. Books like House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, which are known for their fragmented narrative and unusual formatting, are likely to overwhelm them rather than intrigue. Instead of being pulled into a thought-provoking maze, they may find themselves lost in confusion. Taurus needs stories that flow smoothly and offer a tangible sense of direction.

Gemini♊ – Overly Predictable Plots

Geminis are curious, quick-witted, and always searching for the next interesting twist in life and literature. They need books that challenge them intellectually and keep them guessing. Anything too predictable will leave them bored, and they may quickly abandon a book that they can see the ending of from the very first chapter. Romance novels like The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks, with their tried-and-true formula and predictable emotional beats, just won’t do for a Gemini. They need something that surprises them, keeps them on their toes, and has a bit of complexity.

Cancer♋ – Cold, Emotionless Narratives

Cancer is deeply in touch with their emotions, making them incredibly sensitive readers who seek stories with warmth and heart. Books that are detached, clinical, or emotionally cold, like American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, are likely to leave Cancer feeling disconnected and alienated. While they love exploring the depths of human emotion, they need characters with emotional depth and a strong sense of empathy. For Cancer, a book without heart is like a cold, lonely island they have no interest in visiting. They want a story that moves them, not one that leaves them cold.

Leo♌ – Quiet, Unassuming Stories

Leos love grandiose narratives, larger-than-life characters, and emotionally charged plots that make them feel like they’re part of an epic story. Subtle, quiet novels like The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro, which feature restrained storytelling and subdued characters, will fail to capture a Leo’s imagination. They need drama, passion, and vivid characters that command attention, not one that whispers in the background. For Leo, stories that lack boldness and vibrancy feel underwhelming. They want their books to make a statement, just as they do in life.

Virgo♍ – Messy, Unstructured Writing

Virgos value precision, clarity, and order, and they can become frustrated by disorganized or experimental writing that feels more like a puzzle than a story. Books that deviate too much from traditional storytelling, like Finnegans Wake by James Joyce, will likely leave Virgo feeling lost and disoriented. They thrive on structure and logic, so a book that jumps around, lacks flow, or feels too chaotic may test their patience. Virgos prefer novels that are well-crafted, organized, and easy to follow, where everything fits together like a well-organized bookshelf.

Libra♎ – Dark and Hopeless Endings

Libras are all about balance, beauty, and harmony. They long for stories that offer resolution, hope, and a sense of emotional justice. Books with dark, hopeless endings, like No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy, where nothing seems to resolve positively, will leave Libras feeling unsettled and dissatisfied. They’re looking for narratives where love, fairness, and happiness prevail, or at least where characters experience personal growth and transformation. For Libra, reading should feel like a journey toward peace, not an existential abyss.

Scorpio♏ – Shallow, Surface-Level Stories

Scorpios are known for their depth, intensity, and psychological complexity. They want stories that dive into the raw, hidden parts of human nature, and they thrive on books that explore intricate emotional landscapes. Shallow, surface-level romances or simple narratives, like The Selection by Kiera Cass, won’t satisfy their craving for intellectual stimulation and emotional depth. They need books that delve into darker, more complex themes, and that keep them thinking long after they’ve closed the page. For Scorpio, anything that feels too light or superficial is an immediate turnoff.

Sagittarius♐ – Overly Domestic, Small-Scale Stories

Sagittarians are the wanderers of the zodiac, always seeking adventure, exploration, and stories that take them to far-off places—both geographically and intellectually. Books that focus too much on domestic life or small-town drama, like Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery, will feel constricting for a Sagittarius. They crave expansive narratives that span continents or cultures, offering a sense of freedom and endless possibility. For Sagittarius, anything that feels too limited or centered on the mundane is a sure way to lose their interest.

Capricorn♐ – Overly Dreamy, Abstract Narratives

Capricorns are practical, grounded, and ambitious. They are more interested in stories that reflect their realistic goals and aspirations than in abstract, surreal tales. Books like Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, which embrace whimsy, absurdity, and dreamlike logic, are likely to frustrate Capricorns, who prefer grounded narratives with clear objectives. They need books that offer practical insights or feature determined, goal-driven characters. For Capricorn, a lack of structure and purpose will make a book feel like an illogical distraction.

Aquarius♒ – Cliché-Ridden, Mainstream Reads

Aquarians are the rebels of the zodiac—independent, intellectual, and always craving originality. Mainstream, formulaic books with predictable plots and worn-out tropes, like Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, will feel suffocating for an Aquarius. They want stories that challenge convention, stir new ideas, and break boundaries. For Aquarius, books that feel too familiar or conform to established norms are a turnoff. They crave narratives that stretch the limits of creativity and explore unconventional ideas.

Pisces♓ – Dry, Technical Nonfiction

Pisces is ruled by emotion, intuition, and creativity. They are drawn to art, beauty, and stories that stir the soul. Dry, fact-heavy nonfiction books like A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, which focus more on data and scientific theory than on human experience, will likely feel boring and impersonal to a Pisces. They prefer books that evoke emotion, spark imagination, and offer a sense of wonder. For Pisces, stories that lack heart or creativity will never measure up to their ideal reading experience.

Which books have left you feeling out of sync with the stars? Let me know in the comments!